Knott’s Berry Farm – 01/05/2014

FIRST UPDATE OF THE NEW YEAR!!! FIRST UPDATE… wait… why does this feel familiar? Anyway… we’re here. See, last week we went from Wednesday to Thursday and everyone went nuts with enthusiasm and optimism and made silly resolutions that they would and/or would not do certain things because we went from Wednesday to Thursday. Humanity… we are weird. I propose a better solution… just do stuff. If you like it: do it. If you don’t like it: don’t do it. Don’t need a date on a calendar to remind you what you should and shouldn’t do…

So we’re back now with Knott’s Berry Farm… breaking what might be a 2 or 3 year streak of the first update being from Universal Studios Hollywood. Crazy, huh? Yes, back to Knott’s after needing to get back on that horse now that all the theme park hipster kids are like “OMG KNOTT’S IS AWESOME”… and it’s like “Yeah, Junior… we get it… you just left mommy and daddy’s house for the first time and got to see that magazine your friend’s uncle hid under the mattress.” Seriously. It’s cute. So we’re back to Knott’s to see what’s up… let’s get to it.

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